Top 10 Photos of the Week Mass suicide in the phone industry. If only they had a way to call for help! Quote of the Day: A recent police study found that you re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.€ Dennis Miller . VW s post climate change prototype vehicle. . . . Have you ever felt you were in a farmers dreams? . . . Never play with a tennis ball after its been in the mouth of a St Bernard. . . . Look, you have a great personality, but I think we need to start seeing other people .. SWM with sparkling personality seeks SWF for long walks on the beach and arc welding interludes . . . . . . Beady eyes Johnson was always the first suspect. . . . You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R s only one begins with an R, and none of the words want to stay on the page. .. . . Oh give me a home where the lions do roam. . . . There is definitely something in the water. . . Hey Goldilocks! You re in the wrong movie. e . .He Steampunk puppeteers gone wild. . . . It was all fun and games until the fangs came out and the blood started squirting. . . . One year after the Tsunami and things are still glowing. . . . Trump likes to wake to the smell of shredding money in the morning. . . Obesity. Its not just for humans anymore. .. . . The incinerarium had a great view. . . . When Sally told Martha to hold them at bay, this was not how she expected it to turn out. . . . After her second Red Bull her feet never touched the ground.. . . There s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you re insightful about it. . . . Longhorn cattle have skinny dreams. . . . Cock magnet at age 13. . . . Social media can distort your surroundings until they are no longer recognizable. . . . I m sorry!€ . . . Ginger initially thought her name came from her grandmother. . . . Your GRRRRRREEEAAAAT! . . . And to think people only used to dream in black n white. . . . Goat-punzel, Goat-punzel let down your goat hair. . . . Ready? Go!!!!!!!!!! . . . The Dolly Parton brassiere prototype was quite an attraction. . . . Illumination does not require observation, but excels with conscious participation. . . .. . . Share ThisSubscribedel.icio.usFacebookRedditStumbleUponTechnorati